Some Things are Addictive

Four New Jersey wiseguys in the back room of a strip joint.

1 - So dyou hear about Insy Winsy?
2 - Who the spider, what'd he do?
1 - What so you didn't hear about this?
2 - Nah I didn't hear what'd he do?
1 - Tell him Pauly.
3 - He climbed up the waterspout.
2 - Oh shit, are you shittin me? Insy Winsy?
1 - No shit.
2 - What happened then?
1 - Tell him Pauly.
3 - Down came the rain.
2 - The rain? A spider like Insy, what'd that do to him?
3 - It washed the spider out.
2 - Oh man. Was he married, did he have kids or anything?
1 - Nah this aint over yet, get this, tell him Pauly.
3 - Out came the sunshine-
2 - What and that dried up the rain?
1 - Absolutely it did.
3 - It dried up all the rain.
2 - Oh man, that's a hell of a thing. You think you seen it all.
3 - And Insy Winsy Spider -
2 - What, you're fuckin with me, he aint done?
1 - He's still got the big finish.
2 - This is a hell of a thing, what happened?
1 - Tell him Pauly.
3 - He climbed up the spout again.
2 - Oh no he didn't!? He climbed it again? That's nuts, after all the business with the rain?
1 - No word of a lie.
2 - He's a hell of a spider. Thank you for sharing that, Sammy. Pauly, you too, thank you for that.
1 - No problem.
4 - Guys. I'm sorry. I'm out. I can't do this no more. You guys are great, but I gotta get out, I gotta change my life. All you guys do is tell these nursery rhymes, and that's cool, but I got a family now. I gotta think about becoming a seriously drug importer now and start spending time with my kid.
2 - Where you goin' Mikey?
1 - Whaddaya think you're doing Mikey?
4 - Guys it's nothin' personal I promise.
1 - You got a problem with the way we live our lives now Mikey?
4 - No it's not like that -
1 - Suddenly you're better than us is that it?
4 - No Sammy, really, I love you guys, but I got something else in my life -
1 - It's no that simple Mikey. Tell him Pauly.
3 - It's not that simple Mikey.
1 - Show him Joey.
2 - Hey Mikey? What did Miss Muffet do?
4 - C'mon guys don't make this harder -
2 - Miss Muffet, what did she do?
1 - Not so easy Mikey is it?
4 - She, She-
2 - She sat, she sat didn't she? And what did she sit on?
4 - She sat on a tuffet alright!? She sat on a goddamn tuffet!
1 - Oh yeah, and what was she eating Mikey?
4 - Please guys why are you doin this to me -
1 - Mikey!
4 - Curds and whey alright? She was eating her curds and whey, then along came a spider who sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away goddammit...
1 - Hey hey Mikey don't cry.
4 - I thought I could just walk away, I hoped -
1 - Mikey. Hey. We're a family. Yeah we tell nursery rhymes, but we're a family, Mikey. You know that.
4 - Yeah I know that, Sammy.
1 - Say it Mikey, say we're a family.
4 - We're a family.
1 - You bet your ass we are. Joey, go get the Mother Goose book for Mikey.
4 - Hey thanks guys.
1 - Don't mention it Mikey. Don't mention it.


-Yuri