Philosophy

Two pigeons perched on a wire.
One - Grandma Peggy, why is the earth brown and green?
Two - It just is, Little Desmond.
One - But why?
Two - Well, people used to think it was a reflective manifestation of light hitting the dirt and grass content of the earth.
One - Oh yeah?
Two - Some other people say it was to contrast our sky, which was already such a brilliant blue.
One - It is a brilliant blue.
Two - And some people think it's the colour left over from all the old branches and birds that have fallen down, dead and rotting.
One - Wow.
Two - But me I'm not so sure. I don't really know.
One - What do you think?
Two - I don't worry about it. Some things just are.
One - But why?
Two - Life is why.
One - ....
Two - Don't worry about it, Timmy.
One - I'm Desmond.
Two - You're cute is what you is.
One - Are you high, Grandma Peggy?
Two - Oh oh, am I high, am I high?
One - Grandma Peggy, you promised.
Two - What are you, you're, fa fa, you know what you're problem is, I feel a bit-
One - You're making me cry.
Two - Suck up a blast of this bad boy, Jo-Jo.
One - I'm not supposed to smoke your dope, Grandma Peggy.
Two - What are you, a poofy-girl? Hit that shit Billy.
One - I'm a child, Grandma Peggy.
Two - And we're both pigeons, so all rules are off, bitch. Pigeon don't gots no code, you wiener.
One - You're mean, Grandma Peggy.
Two - I'm- I'm mean? Do you really think-
One - Don't cry don't cry I just wanted to know about why the earth is brown and green. I guess sometimes it would be better for me to keep my curiosities to myself. But you mustn't cry, Grandma Peggy. Grandma Peggy? Are you sleeping? Oh God, God, Grandma Peggy, no, don't die Grandma Peggy. Don't die!
Two - ....
One - ....
Two - Ah, I'm just playing you, Little Desmond!
One - You scared me, Grandma Peggy!
Two - Do you want to go get some kugelhopf cake?
One - I think that would make everything better, yes.


-Yuri