On Loneliness and Manliness

Hi,

Some people are better at keeping secrets than others. My secret to keeping secrets is solitude. It leads me not into temptation. I just keep my dirty laundry to myself.

I think it might qualify as ironic that solitude can lead to madness, but we require assistance to apply a straightjacket.

I'd like to spend a day or so in a straightjacket, but I'd hate to fall and break my teeth. I already did that when I was fourteen. I had an exposed nerve. I've never felt anything like it since. And do they have gayjackets? Or are gay people unflappably sane? There's a gay girl at my work called Lisa, she's really cool and she seems pretty well-adjusted. Perhaps I'll need to gather more empirical evidence to prove this hypothesis with any statistical significance. I guess it would be cruel of the gays to possess the secret to mental stability and to sit quietly by while the heteros go bonkers.

I wish I hadn't written "gayjackets". How imbecilic.

I have smaller hands than most men. I think. That's bears no relevance to anything else though. I mean, I've got a totally massive wang and stuff. But sometimes I wish I could catch someone's punch and twist their hand around like JCVD does. I guess I'd need to incite someone to punch me first. If anyone has any suggestions as to the best way to get punched, really punched, by a stranger, please contribute. I'm curious.

Masculinity doesn't understand itself. If it strives to, it is no longer masculinity. Strangely, describing femininity can be part of masculinity, in the sense that telling other people what's what seems a masculine disposition. But that isn't understanding. True understanding is in a labyrinth in which masculinity refuses to tread lightly, so all the scurrying pearls elude it.
If I hate men it's ok, but I'm terrified I might hate women. And by hate I mean fear.

Sorry if this suddenly got political. If you have contrary feelings, trust them. You're much more likely to be right than me.

But still, I've got a totally massive wang and stuff.

Stay well.

-Yuri