I am invisible to night.

Hi, it's me again.

I heard a really funny joke on the radio at work today about swine flu. But it's really frustrating because I know it was really funny but I can't remember the wording. If anyone was listening to those two comedian guys at around four-thirty and remembers the joke, could you please post it? It was so funny and I laughed till my tummy hurt, but now I can't remember it at all. Please help.

Also, tonight I found some yellow paper wedged into a crack in the skirting in my bedroom. This is what was written on it:

I am invisible to night
Unlike the nights when I was oh so repugnantly conspicuous
now
to night
I am invisible
My keen responsive dance bifurcated the revellers' visions and now I sit within their retinal lapses
In prayer
In prayer for a prayer for revelation
Self-revelation
Of
Not unto
The hip-hips and brays will part and I shall receive illumination
Self-illumination
Of
Not unto
I have prospected enough
Shit I've derricked well my wells and well this piggy needs must go to market and
set up shop
But
As I said
I am invisible to night
No amount of ambition will serve to demystify or even de-mist me now.
I am such the stuff of polarity's devilry if but the entirity of the world would tilt its head to a side I would burn out their eyes.

And that was the end of it. No name, no date. Pretty interesting I reckon.

Yeah, so once again if anyone knows that heaps funny swine flu joke from the radio guys, can you please post it here as a comment?

Thanks heaps.

-Yuri